The most wonderful time of the year.

I just came back from my very first christmas with my family. Personally, personally I had christmas in August, when I said to Diosito "Deaw Diosito, I am in the slammer right now, but I would really really really like to get adopted for christmas even thought it's summertime." Then my mommy came to Chatsworth, home of porn, to save me. It was amazeballs.

So this christmas, I just sat back and did the hang out with my family and said thank you to baby jesus for being born.

This is my bruder Dido going meemees on the sofa. That is his baby who helps him do the meemees by letting Dido suck on his nose. They looooove each other.



This is me with my new zebra I got for christmas from my Auntie Dora. I do the hang out in the kitchen in case my grammy drops some good stuff for me to put in my pansita. When she does, it's like heaven. Heaven.



Grammy says I look like a wooly mammoth. So sometimes I rawwwr for her. Rawwwwwwwr.



Now I'm home again. It's good to sniff regular sniffs and it looks like the citizens of Glencoe did the behave while I was gone. Tonight, I do my patrol to keep the peace before the New Year. Then I will drink champagne and have cookies. Yum.