After extensive investigation with my nose sniffer, I have decided that this guy and his friends are suspects in the homicides of several worms in my neighborhood.
Poow littlo wormies. The big bad bird gangstas were sacrificing them for flesh and meth! I can feel it in my bizones! It's a dangerous world out thew for people and for puppies. I have to protect the citizens for Glencoe from gang activities. It's not good to have gangsters disrupting the peace. Even Rasta Dog from next door is scared. He loves Bob Marley so he is pretty mellow, but yestoday he told me that he was worried. I reminded Rasta Dog that I was there to serve and protect. And that is what I will do citizens. FEAR NOT! Remember, like my mama says Jesus didn't tapout!
