Sippin' Sizzerp in My Ride, like a G-6

Last night....See, I had a really hard day yesterday, see, cause it was Thursday and that means lots of things like moving darth vader for street cleaning, taking big boy naps, and licking my armpits which my mom says is dirty. When she says those things to me I feel bad about myself and have periods of self loathing which are not good for anyone! So Last night, my buddy Harry the Hedgehog and I decided to have a little drinky. It was quite delicious. Yum yum yum.


But then after that, I started to feel whoaaa whooaaa whoooaaa dizzy. Harry threw up and it was groaty. Plus, mom took away my keys. It was probably better that way.



But I hung in there. This morning, I had to drink some Gatoraide to help my tummy feel better. Booze is not that answer.

Dweems

This morning I dweemed about the chicken wings at the Albertson's just one block away from my house. Every morning, Albertson's tempts me with the smell of their delicious chicken wings and I think about how delicious they would taste in my pansita. That is where I keep alllll of my papita. Mmmmm, I'm hungee now. And my back hurts.

Drivin' Dust

Sometimes, when my mommy is in a good mood (hardly ever!) she lets me drive Darth Vader, our car. I only have my permit, but I have to say I'm a pretty excellent driver, pretty much. Darth and I are symbiotic because we are both shadows in the night. I often wear my driving gloves and goggles so that I don't get dust in my hair. I love Darth and Darth loves me.

Man About Town

Welcome to my blog. My name is Radio and I am an entrepreneur, politician, and horticulturist from Venice, California. I live with my mommy in a lovely little bungalow where I watch over my constituents on Glencoe Avenue. I have been the mayor of Glencoe for 4 whole months and I am dedicated to serving the humans and quadrupeds of my community (big and small). This little corner of cyberspace is a place for my musings and your edification. I know you can learn from me. Heck, I learn from me everyday. Walk with me, sniff with me, nap with me, and we can make the world a better place. Trust.